Whimsical Cartoon Appreciators Pillows

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Pea

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'