Quirky Cartoon Appreciators Pillows

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Whose the new guy?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Pea

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Downsizing.

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'