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'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

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'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Whose the new guy?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Penguin

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A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

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"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Footing The Bill

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'