Quirky Cartoon Aficionado Pillows

"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?"

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Whose the new guy?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Tupperware Wolf

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Broken since March

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

Cat being licked by plant.

Cow Wash Cycle.