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"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

"Today's gonna be different- I can feel it!"

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

The controversial but effective good cop/sad cop routine.

"According to your personality profile you're a spineless little yes-man...congratulations, you're hired!"

'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Missing The Problem

"Now what?"

"How the hell does he do that?"

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

Irradiated pizza

Veterinarian putting whiskers on cat, titled 'The Cat Whiskerer'.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Good. Now, make a generous offering without expecting anything in return.'

"It's teeth whitening."

At least he went peacefully at home.

"Smoking or not smoking"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Do you do much walking?"

Prisoner calculates his time left in crowbars.

'I have to say that's one of the more unusual bank robberies ever attempted.'

A short person jumping on a tall person's head in an attempt to make him smaller

Gas station attendant pissing into petrol pump while it's fueling car

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Snowman walking his dog

"I want you to reduce your speed, Payne!"

"I'm here to save you...for later!"

"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."