Quirky Cartoon Fan Prints

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

"Today's gonna be different- I can feel it!"

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

The controversial but effective good cop/sad cop routine.

"According to your personality profile you're a spineless little yes-man...congratulations, you're hired!"

"Now what?"

Missing The Problem

"How the hell does he do that?"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

Irradiated pizza

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's teeth whitening."

Veterinarian putting whiskers on cat, titled 'The Cat Whiskerer'.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

"Smoking or not smoking"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

'Good. Now, make a generous offering without expecting anything in return.'

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."

Prisoner calculates his time left in crowbars.

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."

"I'm here to save you...for later!"

"Hey buddy, got a light?"

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"I'm full. And I'm tired of just standing around."

Rejected proposal

Escalator Accident

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Sardine Funeral.

'I have to say that's one of the more unusual bank robberies ever attempted.'