Whimsical Cartoon Fan Pillows

Colin Swims Backwards

Skipping Horse

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Cat Tie

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Joan Hickson

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Social Distancing Club

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cat statues on entrance gate

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Dog in casino.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Santa's Helpers