Satirical Cartoon Fan Pillows

'You clumsy idiot!!'

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

"Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?...First prize is a bed on one of the wards."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

M. Peabody, V.P. Mind officially closed since 1975.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

'I make sure he pulls my weight around here.'

Stil Bloody Waiting Room

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"What is public transport exactly?"

"Insurance covered the broken ankle, but the deductible was painful."

"You asked for more time off to spend with your family... How does 365 days a year sound?"

"Look, you just said I had to carry you across the threshold...you never said HOW!"

Human Resources Recycling Zone

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

"They're training a doctor for you."

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"I ate my husband."

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Pray as you Go.

'For the economy to improve, we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-weathly to the wealthy.'

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

"Poor bastard."

'I told you that thing would mess up the environment!'

"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."

"Putin! Putin! Putin. . . Hey, Marv, any news on what that lunatic Putin is up to?"

Trump as Vladimir Putin's trained monkey.

The young Thomas Mulcair...

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses