Satirical Cartoon Fan Prints

'You clumsy idiot!!'

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

"Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?...First prize is a bed on one of the wards."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

M. Peabody, V.P. Mind officially closed since 1975.

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

'I make sure he pulls my weight around here.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Insurance covered the broken ankle, but the deductible was painful."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"You asked for more time off to spend with your family... How does 365 days a year sound?"

"What is public transport exactly?"

Stil Bloody Waiting Room

"They're training a doctor for you."

"Poor bastard."

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

'For the economy to improve, we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-weathly to the wealthy.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

Human Resources Recycling Zone

"Ned's got a fly in his helmet again."

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"Look, you just said I had to carry you across the threshold...you never said HOW!"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Oh, sure, that could be us tomorrow, but it's him today."

Santa's Helpers

"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."

"The ten paces were too much of a hassle."

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

A confused-looking cleaner at a bank sweeps up bills from the floor.

"It's a serious security breach, Haskins, they're still sneaking guns and drugs into accounting."