Satirical Cartoon Lover Prints

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

Cartooning for Psychopaths.

"Licence and registration please"

'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'You'll like it here, Clayton. In fact it's one of our rules.'

"For a minimal fee, we can download more predictability."

'Credit is a wonderful gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself into a hole.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Masks are the new underwear."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Alt-Right Thomas

'I see you've heard how we treat 'outsiders'.'

Doctor reads 'Anecdotal Evidence'

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."

The modern American airport

North Pole Dispute

School uniform shop

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'It doesn't matter when we schedule your surgery, Mrs. Root. We don't accept coupons.'

'The boss doesn't trust you, does she?'

Policeman with his knee on the neck of an American eagle.

"I'm thinking of donating his body to science."

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

"What do you prefer to improve your motivation?"

Fear-Mongering

Bill Gates takes over the Pearly Gates.

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

"In the midst of chaos, Larry is the clear voice of reason. Get him the hell out of here."

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...