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'You're obese.'

To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

'Advanced access' isn't REALLY about you booking an appointment in advance of having anything wrong with you!

"There's a shareholder with an axe to see you, sir."

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

'Used to be cute as a button. Now he's just a pain in the button.'

'Actually, trickle-down economics is over with ? what you hear now is the sound of special interests drooling.'

Misread medical policy.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

'Looks like someone's awarded themself another bonus.'

NHS Suicide Counselling

"I have everything tied up in making ends meet."

'If it wasn't for PFI we wouldn't have a nice new hospital to shut down anyway.'

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

"No. I didn't receive a Vote Remain leaflet either, but I never bother to register my vote anyway."

"I know you're new. . . but I can't believe a couple of grown men would. . ."

Greenland

Monsanto

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"If only he could have hung on for another 8 years until they'd all finished training!"

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Battery Farm Housing

After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.

Middle East Peace Plan

'Palin's Tea Bag Convention Moment'

We've bled their economy dry, crushed their hope of a better life and bombed a few thousand of their civilians and they go and turn to terrorism!

Looks like high prices may be here to stay.

'Sigh...more prayers. In the old days, I'd get a nice rack of lamb.'

Geoffrey Fisher

"I disapprove of your mesage."

10-59 In Progress: 'Robbery of a police officer in progress!!'

George Bush's Globe