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'You're obese.'

To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

'Advanced access' isn't REALLY about you booking an appointment in advance of having anything wrong with you!

"There's a shareholder with an axe to see you, sir."

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

'Used to be cute as a button. Now he's just a pain in the button.'

'Actually, trickle-down economics is over with ? what you hear now is the sound of special interests drooling.'

Misread medical policy.

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

'Looks like someone's awarded themself another bonus.'

NHS Suicide Counselling

"I have everything tied up in making ends meet."

'If it wasn't for PFI we wouldn't have a nice new hospital to shut down anyway.'

George Bush's Globe

After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.

10-59 In Progress: 'Robbery of a police officer in progress!!'

"I disapprove of your mesage."

Geoffrey Fisher

'Sigh...more prayers. In the old days, I'd get a nice rack of lamb.'

Looks like high prices may be here to stay.

We've bled their economy dry, crushed their hope of a better life and bombed a few thousand of their civilians and they go and turn to terrorism!

'Palin's Tea Bag Convention Moment'

Middle East Peace Plan

"No. I didn't receive a Vote Remain leaflet either, but I never bother to register my vote anyway."

Greenland

"I know you're new. . . but I can't believe a couple of grown men would. . ."

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

Battery Farm Housing

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"If only he could have hung on for another 8 years until they'd all finished training!"

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'Sorry, Pendleton, but we give raises based on work performance, not on the rising cost of gasoline!'