Cartoon Satire Fan Pillows

Laser Beam Playing Record.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'

Nukey Mc Nuckeface

"I see no deportation ships!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Director/Action Man toy.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

What's normal?

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Parade of Businessmen

On the brink.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Snarky District

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."