Cartoon Satire Fan Gifts

Laser Beam Playing Record.

Banks or Loansharks?

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Well, they sure voted for change THAT time.'

Nukey Mc Nuckeface

"I see no deportation ships!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

On the brink.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Parade of Businessmen

How am I abducting?

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'