Satirical Cartoon Fans Gifts

'Judy, I'm bored. Are there any paradigms that need shifting?'

"I'm all out of flour, but surplus cocaine produces an exceptionally flavoursome banana bread with a moist, light crumb. The recipe's up on my blog!"

"Best constituent gift ever. . !"

Well done, Plimpton. You're hired.

Styrofoam Henge, where modern technology clashes with an ancient civilization.

'The feedback on the extended opening hours was generally excellent, although some people feel we should provide croissants and coffee in the morning and a little late supper in the evening.'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'You're not being outsourced, Syms. It's an old-fashioned firing!'

Run out of firewood.

Charity for Petrol.

Donald J. Trump - The J stands for genius.

"Once I stopped washing, social-distancing pretty much took care of itself."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Santa's Helpers

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'