Whimsical Cartoon Fan Gifts

Colin Swims Backwards

Skipping Horse

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Cat Tie

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Joan Hickson

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat statues on entrance gate

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dog in casino.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Santa's Helpers

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'