Whimsical Character Fan Gifts

Cat.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Farm Humor.

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dog in casino.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Nick Offerman

'Pick a business card.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

Bus for Giraffes.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"Who are These People?"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.