Whimsical Story Fan Gifts

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

'If you're only going for a walk in the woods 'till your porridge cools, how come you need your golf clubs?'

'Oh no!!! I've been told that Jenny is the hottest girl in town! I should have listen!!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dog in casino.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cheesie Rider

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Pick a business card.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.