Whimsical Story Fan Gifts

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'If you're only going for a walk in the woods 'till your porridge cools, how come you need your golf clubs?'

'Oh no!!! I've been told that Jenny is the hottest girl in town! I should have listen!!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Dog in casino.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"