Whimsical Scenes Fan Gifts

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Farm Humor.

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dog in casino.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cat eats date.

Cheesie Rider

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

A chip off the old block...

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Pick a business card.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Bus for Giraffes.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

Baby delivery