Whimsical Story Enthusiast Gifts

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Ask A Silly Question.

"Phew, that was close."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Doughnut Criminals

Tess of the Dirigibles

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'We should have removed that sign.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

A tortoise in love with a cat

"Ground score!"

Mermaid parachuting.