Whimsical Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Thank goodness you're a witch, we thought we'd stumbled on a social worker."

"I have to twinkle"

I knitted him for you..

Stretched Cat.

'Taxidermy'

Peter-Peter the Pumpkin Eater.

Jungle Plumber.

Squirrels walking the high wire.

Goldfish Cemetery.

Animal art.

Ask A Silly Question.

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

'It's been taken care of.'

The Elves and the Shoemaker

Gumballs.

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

'I didn't expect your relationship to last.'

'I said to play pepper!'

Slug Romance

Pillbug (woodlouse) in love with an armadillo.

Two boys carrying bathing tubs

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Rx. Interacts well with others.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Paul Klee

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I said slime."

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Love knows no boundaries.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"