Whimsical Humor Lover Gifts

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Shareholders Meeting - "That is a very good question - next question, please."

'Okay, all of you, stay right where you are. The murderer may still be near.'

'Oh, oh, there goes the whole neighbourhood.'

'Is it near a school?'

"Gosh, Grandma, what big drinks you pour."

"You should judge. At least the lap I lick is my own."

'You should have called me as soon as the sneezing started.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'My biological clock finally went off.'

'I like the way you never question when I say jump.'

Fish have to sit at the table for thirty minutes after eating.

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

"Ma'am, your anti-fungal medicines have arrived."

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

Man riding a fish

The Trouble With Candy Apples...

Air Duck/Floor Duck.

I'm really sorry about your dust mop - I thought it was a cat!

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Time Management Systems

All the Fungi Like Looking at the Centermold

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

A giant spider eats people

Banana

"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."

"He ran off, and now he's living in a beat up tennis shoe."

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie...

"I only want to talk to you about your gas supplier"

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

"This poor tree's going bald."

"J'ai perdu une chausette..."