Whimsical Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'That's right! I'm flicking you the bird! Deal with it!'

'So, Toto; what's this I hear about you being a friend of Dorothy's?'

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

Skipping Horse

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"They're comfortable."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"She wishes to range free!"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I said slime."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

How Amazon was invented

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Dog in casino.