Whimsical Humor Fan Gifts

Skipping Horse

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Humpty Dumpty stuck back together again.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I like your garden humans"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

What Young Snakes do after Eating Two Pizzas

'Amateur!'

Cirque de flea.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'Do you want to try that again?'

Dog rest rooms: pointers and setters

'Somebody's been sleeping in Papa Bear's bed.'

"It was just an anecdote we told this Aesop guy! We didn't imagine he would write about it and that the story would go viral!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Dishes and spoons run away with each other from a warehouse.

'My compliments to the aviary.'

Teddy golf caddy

'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

A naked acrobat takes a selfie

'Oh, well -- into each life some reign must fall.'

Bus for Giraffes.

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

Dung Beetle Birthdays...

Fancy a fivesome?

Cow Keepie Uppies

When to back off...

'Sorry, you've just missed them: They've gone South for the winter...'

'I can't possibly fit you in until next Tuesday.'

Sign near toadstool reads; 'Gnomeless please help.'