Whimsical Humor Admirer Gifts

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

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Through the Looking Glass - Hatta out of Jail.

Dish says to spoon: 'Come now Darling, I hardly think cutlery and crockery counts as a mixed marriage.'

'Dougal _ from Shetland.'

'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'

Air Travel By Pterodactyl

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Apple Pie Abduction

Cow's straw

"Well, that one got away."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Dolphin friendly tuna

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

On the brink.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dog in casino.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee