Whimsical Humor Appreciator Gifts

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'

"We were once a great civilization."

Lost poster

Pig in a blanket vs. pig in a duvet.

Gesundheit.

It's lovely, but I would have been just as happy with a modest ranch.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'Of course Sir: As vision-impaired animals, Moles can benefit from our services...'

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

Hunting snowmen

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'A cheeky red?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'