Whimsical Wit Appreciator Gifts

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Pick your own fruit or worms.

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

"Sure, I make house calls. Give me your number and I'll call your house."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Touché"

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

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"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'He has his father's feet.'

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I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

"I am in so much trouble."

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

A heron wearing waders.

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'