Whimsical Appreciator Gifts

Cow Kong

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Wagging Dog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Well, that one got away."

Apple Pie Abduction

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

Teapot

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

The Karate Kitten.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Mephistopheles

Big business is not evil

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

The Firebird

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"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"We pay the living dead wage."

Elizabeth Truss MP