Whimsy Appreciator Gifts

"I'll never be Big Bird."

Join me in a cocktail!

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

A witch buys a broom from the hardware store - 'Don't bother wrapping it, I'll ride it home.'

'Looks like we're going to need a taller scaffold.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Fish riding penny-farthing.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Fish IV

Chook Dentist

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Man on plane sees cow jumping over moon.

Fish in the Rain

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Butterfly Bow Tie

Kings Regalia

'Rather than jumping over the moon. I'd prefer you concentrate on milk production!'

Candle magician doing a rope trick.

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"Him? Oh he's gone out for the night!"

Teddy Time Bears

"I don't like to complain but I do like to wine."

HOBGOBLIN RELIEF HOTLINE: "Have you looked under the sofa cushions? That's where they usually hide keys."

Dancer

Wine with a straw

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight Slides Down the Poker.

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Things are looking up!"