Whimsical Tale Appreciator Gifts

'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Things are looking up!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Teddy Time Bears

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Elephant Magic Carpet

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

Blue Upright

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....