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'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

Blue Upright

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....