Whimsical Story Appreciator T-Shirts

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Wagging Dog

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Nanki Poo

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

The Firebird

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Lox Ness Monster

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Two birds refuel.

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Blue Upright