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'How will we know we've reached the land where the bong-trees grow - we've never seen a bong-tree!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Well, that one got away."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Phew, that was close."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Mouse with a cat cake.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

A chip off the old block...

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Mephistopheles

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"Come in, minion."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

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