Whimsical Storytelling Admirer Gifts

'How will we know we've reached the land where the bong-trees grow - we've never seen a bong-tree!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Apple Pie Abduction

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Well, that one got away."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Phew, that was close."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

A chip off the old block...

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Come in, minion."

Mephistopheles

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Doughnut Criminals