Whimsical Story Aficionado Gifts

Clown on bike.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Ask A Silly Question.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Little Red Riding Hood

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Chicken singing romantic songs

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

Slug Romance

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Jungle Plumber.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'