Whimsical Story Lovers Gifts

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

A mermaid falls in love with a centaur.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I tried that once. I'm still taking treatments.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The worm that churned!

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Banana

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Golf escape.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'