Whimsical Tale Lovers Gifts

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Golf escape.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Sir Joseph Bowley's

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

'Hey Mom, why can't we live in a two storey house like they do?'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'