Lovers Of Whimsical Stories Gifts

'Thanks for kissing me so that I turned from a frog into a prince! May I have French flies with that?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Serenade for you...

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Balloon Man

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"