Lovers Of Whimsical Stories Gifts

'Thanks for kissing me so that I turned from a frog into a prince! May I have French flies with that?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Serenade for you...

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Balloon Man

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"