Lover Of Whimsical Stories Gifts

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Serenade for you...

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Golf escape.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

'How was your luck, dear?'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Balloon Man

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I'm not like other frogs."

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'He's looking for a doctor that hugs.'