Lover Of Whimsical Humor Gifts

'He's looking for a doctor that hugs.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Man points out Cupid in police lineup as the one who shot him with an arrow.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

The Sorcerers Intern

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Ask A Silly Question.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"Hello, Number 6!"

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

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Banana

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'