Lover Of Whimsical Humor Pillows

'He's looking for a doctor that hugs.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Man points out Cupid in police lineup as the one who shot him with an arrow.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

The Sorcerers Intern

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Dog in casino.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

Ask A Silly Question.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Banana

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

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Bus for Giraffes.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Golf escape.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.