Lovers Of Whimsical Humor Pillows

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

Ask A Silly Question.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Bus for Giraffes.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Banana

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'My biological clock finally went off.'

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

Baby delivery