Whimsical Humor Lovers Pillows

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

"How about this line?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Most of the vegetables cried at the Onions wedding.

'Dude...that's one heck of a beer belly.'

'We can't have lifts because the competition snapped up Mr Otis.'

Dish ran away with the spoon

"Shh...here he comes, and he's got the brain and the heart with him"

'E. I. E. I. O!.. I think we've just made contact with old Macdonald!'

Soldiers with Teddy Bears

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"Take us to your feeder."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

Ask A Silly Question.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Starbucks Siren

Banana

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'