Whimsical Humor Aficionado Pillows

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

Crawfish Pie

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I said slime."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Ask A Silly Question.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Adam and Eve, as old people.

The worm that churned!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Sheep striptease'.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.