Whimsical Humorist Pillows

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

"I've fallen and I can't get up."

Flying Dachshund

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

Wheel clamped!

'Wow, I love your new piercing.'

Good Luck.

A styling moose.

'Quick! Get a camera! It's a Loch Ness Person!'

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

A man being dressed as a gnome by three gnomes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Spider practical jokes

Cats tossing a mouse.

Fun guy.

'Sheep striptease'.

'That makes a lot of sense. You are surprisingly down to earth.'

Earrings again this year?

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Just between you and me, do you ever wish upon yourself?"

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

A dog's fleas have abandoned him to attend the flea market.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Cow inflates her own udders.

Convent's laundry.

'SEX MANIAC!'

"I saw a dog food commercial that asked, 'Do you feed your dog like feed your family?", and it got me thinking. . ."

'That's the last time I loan my hat to a magician.'

Carousel Ponies.

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

"It's my personal best - 34 steps in one hour."

Cut Throat Price

"A lot of restaurants don't provide laps."

Pipe Smoker