Whimsical Humorist Gifts

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

"I've fallen and I can't get up."

Flying Dachshund

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

Wheel clamped!

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

A man being dressed as a gnome by three gnomes.

Moon Pies.

'Quick! Get a camera! It's a Loch Ness Person!'

A styling moose.

Good Luck.

'Wow, I love your new piercing.'

"Sure, we're best buds now, but you won't even remember me when you sober up!"

"Do you really think you need therapy or do you just want to get on a couch?"

"Time for a bath, my little muffin...and get all those nooks and crannies!"

"Sorry, Captain, false alarm...that's Moby Duck!"

"This won't work. We're vegetarians."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Spider practical jokes

Cats tossing a mouse.

Fun guy.

'Sheep striptease'.

'He's a sheep dog.'

'That makes a lot of sense. You are surprisingly down to earth.'

Earrings again this year?

'Ink-Blot Test'.

"Just between you and me, do you ever wish upon yourself?"

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

A dog's fleas have abandoned him to attend the flea market.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Cow inflates her own udders.

Convent's laundry.

'SEX MANIAC!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.