Whimsical Humor Gifts

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Slug Nightmares

'Come down from that shelf, tuna can. . . come dooown. . .'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I said slime."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Ask A Silly Question.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Sheep striptease'.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Banana

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"