Whimsical Sense Of Humor Gifts

The strange case of the promiscuous bus.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I said slime."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Dog in casino.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

The worm that churned!

Ask A Silly Question.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Moon Pies.

Banana

Bus for Giraffes.

'He has his father's feet.'

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"