Whimsical Humor Aficionado Gifts

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

Crawfish Pie

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"I said slime."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Adam and Eve, as old people.

The worm that churned!

Ask A Silly Question.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Sheep striptease'.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"