Fan Of Whimsical Humor Gifts

Creative Visualization Seminar

Spiderman Goalie

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Bless You."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

Ask A Silly Question.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

CX909708

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Bus for Giraffes.

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Banana

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'My biological clock finally went off.'